In the not too distant future
Somewhere in time and space
Mike Nelson and his robot pals
Are caught in a nasty place
They have to survive the wrath of Pearl
Just an evil gal who wants to rule the world
From her castle below, she sets her sights above
Just to torture all the captives on the Satellite of Loooove

I'll send him cheesy movies,
The worst I can find (lalala!)
He'll have to sit and watch them all
And I'll monitor his mind (lalala!)

Now keep in mind Mike can't control
Where the movies begin or end (lalala!)
He'll try to keep his sanity
With the help of his robot friends

Rooobot roooll caaall

Cambot!
Gypsy!
Tom Servo!
CROOOOOW!

If you're wondering how he eats and breathes
And other science facts (lalala!)
Just repeat to yourself It's just a show
I should really just relax
For Mystery Science Theateeer Three Thousaaaaaand!

Did I sing along correctly??

My turn.....

In the not too distant future
Somewhere in time and space
Mike Nelson and his robot pals
Are caught in a nasty place
They have to survive the wrath of Pearl
Just an evil gal who wants to rule the world
From her castle below, she sets her sights above
Just to torture all the captives on the Satellite of Loooove

I'll send him cheesy movies,
The worst I can find (lalala!)
He'll have to sit and watch them all
And I'll monitor his mind (lalala!)

Now keep in mind Mike can't control
Where the movies begin or end (lalala!)
He'll try to keep his sanity
With the help of his robot friends

Rooobot roooll caaall

Cambot!
Gypsy!
Tom Servo!
CROOOOOW!

If you're wondering how he eats and breathes
And other science facts (lalala!)
Just repeat to yourself It's just a show
I should really just relax
For Mystery Science Theateeer Three Thousaaaaaand!

Wow, people fail for not knowing the greatness of MST3K.